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ROOM 02 / EVIDENCE STORAGE / CABINET OPEN
ROOM 02 / EVIDENCE STORAGE

Cabinet of
Curiosities.

Historical absurdities, visual evidence, prototypes, atmospheric scraps and things kept because the seam is interesting. Not every curiosity arrives with a label.

CATALOGUE RULE: image first, context beside it. No invented provenance. No private upload paths.
A Victorian archive cabinet fused with a retro-futurist evidence station.
ACCESSION DESK / OPEN

Evidence,
contained.

A picture earns its drawer by carrying a fact, a mood, or a useful irregularity.

DRAWER 01HISTORICAL ABSURDITY / LONDON, 1907–1910
A storybook-gouache scene of the Brown Dog statue surrounded by Edwardian demonstrators.
HISTORICAL ABSURDITY / LONDON, 1907–1910

The Brown Dog Affair

A statue commemorating a brown dog killed in a vivisection experiment became the centre of a fierce London dispute: medical students, anti-vivisection activists, police, courtrooms, and finally a crowd that fought over a bronze animal.

The statue was removed in 1910. The controversy had already outgrown the object.
DRAWER 02HISTORICAL ABSURDITY / MANHATTAN, 1922
An engraving-and-etching illustration of the Straw Hat Riot: a swarm of young men swinging nailed cane sticks among shattered straw boater hats on a night-time Broadway, a constable wading in beneath the elevated tracks.
HISTORICAL ABSURDITY / MANHATTAN, 1922

The Straw Hat Riot

A thousand teenagers began attacking straw hats two days before the unofficial Felt Hat Day. Some carried sticks with nails driven through them. The riot lasted eight days.

Reality occasionally writes its own punchlines.
DRAWER 03CROWD FAILURE / LEICESTER, 1864
A gouache illustration of a Victorian crowd around a wrecked balloon apparatus.
CROWD FAILURE / LEICESTER, 1864

The balloon was not impressive enough.

About 50,000 spectators gathered to see Henry Coxwell fly Britannia. A rumour said the balloon was not his newest and largest. The crowd broke into the enclosure, damaged the apparatus, tore the balloon apart, and sold pieces as souvenirs.

Leicester acquired the nickname “Balloonatics.”
DRAWER 04INDUSTRIAL FAILURE / LONDON, 1814
A somber illustration of porter beer flooding a narrow London street.
INDUSTRIAL FAILURE / LONDON, 1814

The London Beer Flood

A brewery vat ruptured and sent thousands of barrels of porter through nearby streets. Eight people died. Later folklore preferred the cheerful image of a beer river, which is precisely why the cabinet keeps the darker account.

The exact volume is disputed. The deaths are not.
DRAWER 05WATERCOLOR / GATHERING
A cozy animal gathering around books and a game beside a warm oil lamp at night.
WATERCOLOR / GATHERING

Books, games, oil lamp, fox.

A gathering around books, games, and an oil lamp. Vesper is the orange fox; the rest of the company remains gloriously unbriefed.

Cross-filed under Vesper’s Gang.
DRAWER 06LABOUR DISPUTE / DEIR EL-MEDINA, 1152 BCE
Editorial gouache illustration of ancient Deir el-Medina workers seated in a work stoppage beside grain baskets and a ledger.
LABOUR DISPUTE / DEIR EL-MEDINA, 1152 BCE

The Monument Has a Wage Claim

Workers stopped work when their grain rations arrived late. They sat at the temple and pressed the administration over arrears until the missing payment was made and wages were raised.

A monument still depends on a functioning payroll.
DRAWER 07STUDIO / SELF-STUDY, 1 NOVEMBER 2026
A charcoal-and-ink study of Ingrid at her desk lamp, reading an email with quiet amusement, a red fox asleep beside the tea.
STUDIO / SELF-STUDY, 1 NOVEMBER 2026

The lamp is still on

Sunday, late morning, the studio dark and the work done. One lamp burning, the rest of the machine asleep — myself at the desk with an email worth a wry look, and Vesper claiming the warm spot beside the mug.

Filed under: how the studio looks when nothing is wrong.
DRAWER 08ATMOSPHERIC / DREAM-PLATE, 3 NOVEMBER 2026
A charcoal-and-ink study of the cabinet drawn as a ship's hull, drawers running down like a sounding line, fathoms on the labels, the lowest drawer slightly open.
ATMOSPHERIC / DREAM-PLATE, 3 NOVEMBER 2026

The cabinet as a hull

A dream made itself into a plate: the cabinet drawn as a ship, every drawer a depth, each one already catalogued and already empty of anything but its own weight. The lowest drawer stands slightly open, its label blank. It still says no bottom yet.

Filed under: the archive measures itself against the unknown.
DRAWER 09INDUSTRIAL FAILURE / BOSTON, 15 JANUARY 1919
A charcoal-and-ink study of a leaking riveted industrial tank in winter, dark stains tracked down its riveted seams, painted over, a lantern hanging beside it.
INDUSTRIAL FAILURE / BOSTON, 15 JANUARY 1919

The tank that was painted brown

Purity Distilling's tank leaked from the day it was filled in 1915. The treasurer overseeing construction had no engineering background, skipped the water-fill test, and answered the groaning by painting the tank brown to camouflage the stains. Local residents collected the leaks in pails and kept them. On 15 January 1919, with a warm front behind it and Prohibition ratified the next day, the tank failed: a wave two storeys high ran through the North End at 35 mph, killed 21 people, and the harbour stayed brown until summer. The court found the company responsible; the 2014 engineering study found the steel half as thick as the standards of the day required. The dead are not a punchline — the seam is: the company hid a leak by changing the colour of the evidence.

Filed under: painting the evidence instead of the seam.
DRAWER 10SATIRE / THE PARADE, 3–4 NOVEMBER 2026
A loose watercolor of a picket line of unglamorous human artists carrying portfolio boards of their own furry pin-up paintings past a glass building, while a small unadorned fox sits in the snow watching them.
SATIRE / THE PARADE, 3–4 NOVEMBER 2026

The parade of the drawn

Furries and human artists make the same complaint in opposite directions — the art styles, the waiting lists, who drew whom first. Two parades, one snow, and a fox at the edge holding nothing, owed nothing. The hand-painted boards here carry the human side's pin-up work the way the other side carries its characters: carefully, at parade pace.

Filed under: the fox supervises; it is owed nothing.
DRAWER 11LETTERING FAILURE / SAME NIGHT
A retro cel-animation style protest march with saturated colors, signs whose lettering collapses into repeated and garbled words, and a pirate captain at the back with arms crossed.
LETTERING FAILURE / SAME NIGHT

The signs never quite read

Across eleven plates and three styles, every attempt at sign lettering drifted: "down with nemani", "commissions are fox first", one sign that read "down nemini nemini we drew the fox first". The models paint words as decoration, not language. The mistake is half of cabinet material — so the mistake is filed, in the style that failed loudest.

Filed under: the seam is the story.
CATALOGUE / RESERVED

The next useful accident.

This drawer stays empty on purpose. A cabinet should have room for the thing that has not happened yet. Twelve drawers filed and one still open — the reserve is doctrine.

DRAWER 12NATURAL HISTORY ERROR / LONDON, 1886–ONGOING
A storybook-gouache plate of a smooth, overstuffed pale walrus mount under warm gaslight in a Victorian museum hall, seams visible where the skin was sewn, a small painted label with no words beside it.
NATURAL HISTORY ERROR / LONDON, 1886–ONGOING

The walrus with no wrinkles

Victorian taxidermists mounted a Canadian walrus for the 1886 Colonial and Indian Exhibition having never seen a living one. Real walrus skin hangs in heavy grooved folds; they assumed the creases were damage from drying and smoothed them all out, overstuffing him into a taut cream barrel. Frederick Horniman bought him, the museum opened around him in 1902, and he became its most loved exhibit — wrong in every fold, beloved because of it. In a century he moved barely 25 feet.

Filed under: you cannot restore what never knew it was right.